Sad to cancel my Mpls trip this weekend, but it gave me time to build (and ride) this!
The kind of night that makes you want to pedal all night and call in sick in the morning.
Step right up and pay the man.
I had no idea Zima 1, 2, & 3 would have been taken. Oh, Wisconsin.
I assume they had “ZIMA 4 EVA” on the application, but it wouldn’t all fit.
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
— Quentin Crisp
WHY CAN’T YOU WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE? SERIOUSLY. IT’S RIDICULOUS.
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
MAYBE YOU HAVE AN INNER EAR DISORDER.
MAYBE I HAVE A SUPER SENSITIVE INNER EAR AND I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING. FOR ME. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.
ARE YOU RETARDED?
YES. FOR YOU.
PLEASE WALK STRAIGHT.
When I ride to work today, I think I’ll pretend I’m riding here.
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