Step right up and pay the man.
I had no idea Zima 1, 2, & 3 would have been taken. Oh, Wisconsin.
I assume they had “ZIMA 4 EVA” on the application, but it wouldn’t all fit.
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
— Quentin Crisp
WHY CAN’T YOU WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE? SERIOUSLY. IT’S RIDICULOUS.
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
MAYBE YOU HAVE AN INNER EAR DISORDER.
MAYBE I HAVE A SUPER SENSITIVE INNER EAR AND I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING. FOR ME. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.
ARE YOU RETARDED?
YES. FOR YOU.
PLEASE WALK STRAIGHT.
When I ride to work today, I think I’ll pretend I’m riding here.
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